If you listened to Howard Stern today, then you heard the hilarity that ensued when Whoo Kid jumped on the mic, while being interviewed by Howard. Whoo Kid was with Loaded Lux to judge an emcee battle between two Stern staffers, John Lieberman and Sal. The show was great, but Whoo Kid was definitely the highlight of the show. You can listen to a majority of the show above, or listen to replays of the show that are going on all day today and will replay from Thursday thru Sunday on Sirius’ Howard 100 channel. Here are some transcriptions courtesy of XXL.
On how many women he’s been with:
“I think I’m up to like 8000 and change. It could be 10 or 12, but there’s girls listening so I’mma keep it at 8. Wilt Chamberlain numbers”
On his wife dealing with his promiscuous lifestyle:
“I’m a fuckin’ DJ. My wife is Japanese, so… I don’t got no black chick. She gotta deal with the niggerism.
On his wife’s looks:
HS: Is she super hot?
WK: She used to be. It’s been 15 years man. You can’t be hot after 15 years.
HS: Yeah, but do other guys think she’s hot?
WK: Maybe the Japanese dudes, but not me.
On why he’s stayed married:
“I got her pregnant by mistake. I’m Caribbean so we stay with…It’s a tradition. We don’t leave the baby mama. I’m not from Harlem, you know what I’m saying?”
On his first two years of marriage:
WK: First two years of marriage we fucked everywhere. We did it all. We fucked under the chair, under the table, airplanes, in Hawaii. We even did one anal.
HS: How’d that go?
WK: It was horrible.
On his relationship with his son:
WK: My son was like ‘Yo Dad, you my nigga.’ It felt so heartwarming. It felt so real. I was like, Wow
HS: I don’t know your wife, but I picture her constantly crying
On aging gracefully:
“After 40, you can’t catch STDs anymore. Magic Johnson told me that you just can’t get it anymore after 40.”
On why he can’t change:
HS: Do you ever try to stop yourself from behaving like this?
WK: My dick is another human being
Source: XXL Magazine